CIS: SVUFOLKS, I AM NOT ONE TO ARMCHAIR PSYCHOANALYZE (ha ha!) but it does seem kind of weird that Elon Musk just had his third kid with Grimes…Sep 24, 2023Sep 24, 2023
Sex and Drugs and Human NatureAT THE RISK OF BEING TOO ONLINE, it sure seems like a lot of Gen-Z/Zoomers dislike sex scenes in movies, apparently questioning the need…Aug 18, 2023Aug 18, 2023
The Youth and What Will Become of ThemFYI: OUR CULTURE IS OBSESSED WITH MULTIVERSE STORIES BECAUSE WE SEE NO VIABLE FUTURE AND ARE UNCONSCIOUSLY FIXATED ON FINDING AN ESCAPE…Jul 21, 2023Jul 21, 2023
‘The Oculus’ Interview: Jason GroteTo help alleviate my fears about the death of culture and the disintegration of human dignity in Late Capitalism’s maw, I have started an…Jul 9, 2023Jul 9, 2023
Late Capitalism Arrives On TimeARKANSAS GOVERNOR SANDRA HUCKABEE-SANDERS, whose dad was also a Governor and whose brother once (allegedly) tortured a dog to death…Jun 16, 2023Jun 16, 2023
No, Justice? No! Peace.CLARENCE THOMAS… CORRUPT?! Well… yes. It may shock you to learn that a recent Propublica report has revealed that Justice Clarence Thomas…May 9, 2023May 9, 2023
JIMMY CARTER WAS NOT A GREAT PRESIDENT and is much-maligned.TWITTER IS COLLAPSING AND GOOGLE IS SHEDDING JOBS FOR FUN AND THE METAVERSE IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN and we may have to accept that our…Mar 8, 2023Mar 8, 2023
Talking About the Times Without Talking About the TimesA COMMITTEE OF INVESTIGATORS HAS RULED that we will never know who was behind the Supreme Court’s abortion ruling leak last year. Employing…Feb 17, 2023Feb 17, 2023
Alpha Males Get With The ProgramTHE FALL OF (ONE) MAN. Once, there was an alpha male warrior in Romania who had crazy swag and impeccable style. His modes of…Jan 12, 2023Jan 12, 2023
The End of a Very Long Year; or, The Degeneration of the Master RaceSome years feel short and just fly by, while others feel very long. 2022 year has felt longer than most. The Russian-Ukrainan War, the…Dec 16, 2022Dec 16, 2022
Casting the Episode X AntagonistLORD ACTON ONCE SAID THAT “Great men are almost always bad men, even when they exercise influence and not authority.” Sometimes a person is…Nov 14, 2022Nov 14, 2022
Alienation; Or, Autoimmune Disorder of the MindWOKE CAPITALISM IS NOT A THING. Apologies to the angry losers! Ruthless corporations are not sitting around in boardrooms asking, “how can…Oct 4, 2022Oct 4, 2022
JUST TO GET IT OUT OF THE WAY, Donald Trump absolutely stole those elevendy-thousand classified…ha ha ha!Sep 8, 2022Sep 8, 2022
Hobo Signs of the Future; or, Let’s Go Brandon (Straka)NEW HOBO SIGNS! I have uncovered new symbols you can use to navigate the coming darkness. Feel free to use them when you are scrounging to…Aug 8, 2022Aug 8, 2022
The Karma Police Have the Blue FluDON’T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN. Yes, ok, sure. Things might seem kind of bleak right now depending on where you live (e.g. Earth)…Jul 11, 2022Jul 11, 2022
Beasts of the Southern WildJESUS CHRIST WHERE DOES ONE EVEN BEGIN? It’s probably best to skip over all of the stuff that we missed and get into the thick of things.Apr 29, 2022Apr 29, 2022
Take My (Dying of the) Light; Please!BREYER WON’T RETIRE: Having learned nothing from the tragic(ally predictable) death of Notorious RBG, SCOTUS Justice Stephen Breyer is…Oct 28, 2021Oct 28, 2021
Death for All, Taxes for SomeIT IS SAID THAT BAD PEOPLE GO TO HELL. But did you know that if you’re evil enough, there might be a prestigious job waiting for you there?Jul 28, 2021Jul 28, 2021
(Sex) Crimes & (Serious) MisdemeanorsPOLICE OFFICERS SHOT AN UNARMED BLACK MAN IN [place] ON [date] FOR A CHANGE: Here’s the thing, folks. Johnny Law and the Powers That Be…Apr 14, 2021Apr 14, 2021
